Saturday, November 8, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Now he has this one pervy friend who had taken a shine to my sister. So at the end of the night while she was
being molested by dancing with him, Mr Rapper Man and I found ourselves standing relatively close to one another watching them. We hadn't spoken all night so I decided to be a big girl and go talk to him. So I went over, we started chatting. It soon became very apparent that had been brushed with the drunken stick. I persevered - what else did I have to do? And I guess in his extremely inebriated state he mistook my dogged friendliness for...interest? Because he said to me "...if you're wondering what it would be like to be with me we could make that happen..."
Um, excuse me?
First of all, who SAYS that? And secondly, in the immortal words of Darius Lovehall: "we've already done it! I mean, repeatedly!"
And that's all there is to say about that isn't there?
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
I know - I was scandalous.
He played hockey
He had some kind of mullet
"Poor thing" I thought. Because as embarrassed as I was, I knew he had to be absolutely mortified.
"I’m sorry!" he nearly sobbed. "I’m so sorry!"
"It’s okay" I murmured encouragingly. I really felt bad for him
"I’m so upset! I waited my whole life to be with a black girl and here you are and look!"
but then he never called me!
Sunday, November 2, 2008
what about if you talk to him every day, think of him as soon as you wake up and last thing before you go to bed, sleep hugged up with him - satin scarf and all - and get up and make him breakfast day after day? are you really not in a relationship?
"i don't want drama"?
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
I'm terribly sorry that I haven't updated in a very.long.while.
I didn't really think anyone read this blog (and it kind of puts a damper on your love life when you have a dating blog) but thanks to Sharon, Kim, and Sandra (and Mansa for introducing me to all of them) I now know that I do have readers.
So the good news is, there will be more posts. The bad news is they won't all be about men not calling me. But they will be funny. And true.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
So - question for you. What do you do if you get a DIRTY punkoff from a dude but he specifically asks you not to blog about it? Does the unofficial moral code of blogging that you don't write about people who don't want to be written about stand? Or does the fact that you're still picking your face up off the floor from his HARD kick cancel any obligation you might have had to him?
Good question. Post me a comment and let me know what you think. Most popular opinion wins...